Third Coast Classic

A classicist since birth, Margaret collects images, words, and moments where she can find them. She loves anything labeled classic, traditional, or preppy and was probably born in the wrong era (ie, one without hats). If it involves Chicago, the most wonderful hometown, you can bet she's there in spirit. Cheers to travel, interior design, glittering jewels and an aspirational life!

The worst part of this might be that they’ll probably raise the child in the Chicago suburbs
surisburnbook:

Kristin Cavallari, who is only outdone by the Kardashians on the vapidity scale because there are more of them, is pregnant. And, coincidentally, back with her boyfriend.
She’s been everywhere chatting up her pregnancy, most recently to Us Weekly:

“He’s gonna be a great dad! He’s so cute with kids. He’s good with my little dog, so he’s gonna be really, really cute with kids!”

Yes, studies show that being “cute” with animals and children is the number-one indicator of successful parenting.
She goes on to say, “This baby will not be around cameras. [We will not be raising our child] in L.A.!” 
Wanna bet?
The over-under on a photo release to OK! or InTouch Magazine is about seventeen days post-delivery. I’ve seen enough episodes of Laguna Beach on DVD to know that you can’t believe a word this woman says.
I’ve got your back, LC.

The worst part of this might be that they’ll probably raise the child in the Chicago suburbs

surisburnbook:

Kristin Cavallari, who is only outdone by the Kardashians on the vapidity scale because there are more of them, is pregnant. And, coincidentally, back with her boyfriend.

She’s been everywhere chatting up her pregnancy, most recently to Us Weekly:

“He’s gonna be a great dad! He’s so cute with kids. He’s good with my little dog, so he’s gonna be really, really cute with kids!”

Yes, studies show that being “cute” with animals and children is the number-one indicator of successful parenting.

She goes on to say, “This baby will not be around cameras. [We will not be raising our child] in L.A.!” 

Wanna bet?

The over-under on a photo release to OK! or InTouch Magazine is about seventeen days post-delivery. I’ve seen enough episodes of Laguna Beach on DVD to know that you can’t believe a word this woman says.

I’ve got your back, LC.

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    Suri speaks the truth. Stone cold.
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